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Ask crocoPuffs: August 8, 2005
Quiz, parents, age, and appreciation.
Will you make some better quizzes? - Joe, 15, New York/Minnesota/United States
My first quiz kicks all sorts of ass, I doubt I could make one any better than that. But I have a couple ideas, perhaps I'll give it a shot. And, uh, choose a state, any state.
How old are you people? Your reviews are written as if by smug teenagers. - Chris, 34, Southfield/MI/USA
We people are only one person. I'm flattered that you think I'm such a prolific writer as to merit the work of multiple people. If you had bothered to check here you would know that I am currently 33. I make no excuses for the juvenile nature of some of my writing. I do it because I think it's funny and, let's face it, that's the level of the internet's core audience. Of course, if you don't like it, you can go fuck a broom handle, because I really don't care. Perhaps NPR is more your speed.
Ok, so here we are! I would like to know who is the mother and father of God? - Anissa Godfrey, 17, Hutchinson, MN
There is no God, therefore there is no mother nor father of God. Thanks for asking.
Now, I see that crocoPuffs is a person of high intelligence. therefore, I'm sure he knows a delightful person when he sees one. Do you appreciate me? - Gertrude, 79
You win, I'm stumped. I'm sorry, I just have no idea how to answer that. Do I appreciate you? Clearly you are observant, pointing out my obvious superior intellect and all. So, yes. I can honestly say I appreciate your ability to recognize my genius.
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