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Advice Ask crocoPuffs: August 8, 2005
Quiz, parents, age, and appreciation.





Question
Will you make some better quizzes?

- Joe, 15, New York/Minnesota/United States



Answer
My first quiz kicks all sorts of ass, I doubt I could make one any better than that.  But I have a couple ideas, perhaps I'll give it a shot.  And, uh, choose a state, any state.




Question
How old are you people?  Your reviews are written as if by smug teenagers.

- Chris, 34, Southfield/MI/USA



Answer
We people are only one person.  I'm flattered that you think I'm such a prolific writer as to merit the work of multiple people.  If you had bothered to check here you would know that I am currently 33.  I make no excuses for the juvenile nature of some of my writing.  I do it because I think it's funny and, let's face it, that's the level of the internet's core audience.  Of course, if you don't like it, you can go fuck a broom handle, because I really don't care.  Perhaps NPR is more your speed.




Question
Ok, so here we are!  I would like to know who is the mother and father of God?

- Anissa Godfrey, 17, Hutchinson, MN



Answer
There is no God, therefore there is no mother nor father of God.  Thanks for asking.




Question
Now, I see that crocoPuffs is a person of high intelligence. therefore, I'm sure he knows a delightful person when he sees one. Do you appreciate me?

- Gertrude, 79



Answer
You win, I'm stumped.  I'm sorry, I just have no idea how to answer that.  Do I appreciate you?  Clearly you are observant, pointing out my obvious superior intellect and all.  So, yes.  I can honestly say I appreciate your ability to recognize my genius.

 

- crocoPuffs

     
 
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