My first quiz kicks all sorts of ass, I doubt I could make one any better than that.  But I have a couple ideas, perhaps I'll give it a shot.  And, uh, choose a state, any state.

We people are only one person.  I'm flattered that you think I'm such a prolific writer as to merit the work of multiple people.  If you had bothered to check here you would know that I am currently 33.  I make no excuses for the juvenile nature of some of my writing.  I do it because I think it's funny and, let's face it, that's the level of the internet's core audience.  Of course, if you don't like it, you can go fuck a broom handle, because I really don't care.  Perhaps NPR is more your speed.

There is no God, therefore there is no mother nor father of God.  Thanks for asking.

You win, I'm stumped.  I'm sorry, I just have no idea how to answer that.  Do I appreciate you?  Clearly you are observant, pointing out my obvious superior intellect and all.  So, yes.  I can honestly say I appreciate your ability to recognize my genius.