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Advice Ask crocoPuffs: January 6, 2006
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, and stupid.





Question
Get that stick out of your ass. Anchorman is hilarious. What the fuck is your problem. "Anchorman isn't funny" r u retarded??

- ???, 15,



Answer
No, I'm not.  But you might be if you think Anchorman is hilarious.  Now get the fuck out of my face!




Question
Why did you waste your time and do this shitty website?

- Scott, 17, Middletow



Answer
If it's so shitty, why are you reading it and sending email to its creator?  Nice try, rookie!  Now get the fuck out of my face!




Question
My girlfriend is hot but she is a sex maniac.

- Derek, 16, Wenatchee, Washington U.S.A.



Answer
Is that a complaint or a question?  Or are you bragging?  I'll address your issues individually.  Your girlfriend is hot: that's nice.  Your girlfriend is a sex maniac: that's nice too.  How very nice for you.  Now get the fuck out of my face!




Question
Does crocoPuffs hava a small weiner?

- Maria, 15, Springfield/CANADA



Answer
Why don't you ask crocoWife?  On second thought, she's choking right now and will be unable to respond to your query (if you catch my drift).  You could send her a letter instead.  On second thought, most days she can't walk as far as the mailbox (if you catch my drift).  Now get the fuck out of my face!




Question
can i download the Dr. Evil soundboard and if so how? :D

- Carl, 25, UK



Answer
For Christ's sake, no!  Read the fucking FAQ and get the fuck out of my face!




Question
Why do people waste their time challenging you? Idiots.

- Amy - big-time crocoPuffs fan, 31, Milwaukee/WI/USA



Answer
Yeah, no shit.

People, are these the best questions you can come up with?  I'll be forced to discontinue this feature if nobody asks anything more intelligent than "does crocopuffs hava a small weiner?"  Now get the fuck out of my face, or bring it!


 

- crocoPuffs

     
 
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