Worst television commercial of 2003
April 29, 2003 - Coors Light "Wingman" is moronic.

Get dressed!
August 21, 2003 - Advice for women on how to dress without embarrassing themselves.

Best.  Video Games.  Ever.
September 13, 2003 - The most kick-assingest games ever created.

Eat the damn meat, already!
November 29, 2003 - Tofurkey is gay.

Don't be an idiot
January 1, 2004 - Save your breath, I've heard it before.

Drop your crutches, cripple
February 22, 2004 - All the crappy excuses people use to get through their crappy lives.

Sweater meat
August 25, 2004 - All about boobs.

Halloween costume suggestions
October 20, 2004 - Win friends and influence enemies.  Dress like a Nazi.  Or Jesus.

Best of ... Movie Reviews
Not the best movies, the best reviews!

Unbreakable
December 15, 2000 - The first review written for this site.

Driven
April 29, 2001 - Beware: Redneck zone ahead.

Moulin Rouge!
January 11, 2002 - Shitty.  Quick.  Editing.  Style.

South Park
June 18, 2002 - Killer animated musical comedy spoof.

Armageddon
June 26, 2002 - Hollywood makes a lot of money, but they spend a lot of money too.

The Blair Witch Project
July 13, 2002 - A true event movie.

FearDotCom
May 15, 2003 - Crappity crap.  One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Mean Girls
May 22, 2004 - Starring Lindsay Lohan's rack.

Cabin Fever
October 10, 2004 - What the hell?  Nice try, rookies!