The long delayed sequel to one of the best games ever is finally on store shelves.  And it kicks much ass so buy it now!

All about Half-life 2.

Players and fans rumble during a game.
crocoPuffs Feature: NBA Fight Club

Same deal as the subservient chicken.  Tell her to: take a shower, pillow fight, eat a banana, do the robot, take off shirt, jedi fight, take a nap, kiss a girl, and much more!  Bonus: Girl playing the role of bartender?  Tammy Plante.
Subservient Bartender

Find out your worth in dollars on the open market.  Remember, be truthful!
How much are you worth?

Some fool attempted to convert some lions to Christianity by jumping into their cage at the zoo.  Guess how that ended.
Lions bite Christian