Damn!  Just as I was finishing my training to become an airport screener too.
Fewer breast pat-downs

It never rang true to me, but so many people reported it, I started to believe.  Finally somebody uses their noggin to rebut the allegation that the video game industry is a bigger revenue generator than Hollywood.
Grumpy Gamer lays it out.

"Fun" holiday dieting tips.
crocoPuffs Feature: Stuff your fat face

An oldie but a goodie.  Bubb Rubb, Lil' Sis, and the infamous "whistle tips."  "You supposed to be up cookin' breakfast or something by then.  Whooo-wooo!"
The man, the myth, the legend: Bubb Rubb.