CrocoKid likes to play with shoes.  She'll put on a pair of my shoes and try to walk around in them.  When I ask her, "Are you wearing daddy's shoes?"  She sometimes says "no," and then laughs like a monkey on heroin.

At night when she's getting sleepy, she'll yawn and rub her eyes.  When I ask her, "Are you tired?".  She says "no.", then runs away laughing and yelling.  Then I put her in bed and she falls asleep.

Clearly, she is a lying, conniving, little bitch!

It's amazing that females know how to lie at such a young age.  Manipulation is just another manuever in the game of learning to be a woman.