My (almost 2 year-old) daughter received her very first Valentine's Day Card yesterday.  Her "boyfriend" sent it to her.  As you can see, it's very sweet.  And his handwriting is remarkably good for his age!

Then it struck me.  The wording on the card.  "First and cutest girlfriend."  I couldn't help but notice that it doesn't say "only."  And using the word "first" implies there is a "second."  I think he's cheating on her.