Today crocoKid was eating noodles and somehow managed to get a piece of one in her nose.  CrocoWife started digging around in there, trying to get the noodle out.  "I can't get it," she said.

Trying to be helpful, I offered, "Maybe you need a pair of noodle-nose pliers."

"Shut up," she said, laughing.

That may be the greatest pun ever.  I deserve an award.