Dateline NBC aired an undercover hidden camera segment the other night on the topic of fast food restaurants.  (Who doesn't love this brand of investigative journalism, by the way?)  All the restaurant filth you could hope for, captured on film!  My favorites are when they send a rookie intern to actually work undercover for a week to capture all the damning evidence.

Anyway ... this latest segment featured a dude who apparently swallowed a hairpin while eating his "breakfast sandwich meal."  That is one gluttonous motherfucker.  Hairpins are like 2 inches long, how do you not notice when you gulp a 2 inch piece of metal?  Did he swallow his sandwich whole like a forest ogre?

He said he felt heartburn and pain about 20 minutes after eating it.  Well ... yeah.  Chew your fucking food, fat boy!