I left a few things out from my previous bashing of crocoWife, I think it's only fair that I include those things now in her defense and set the record straight.

First, I forgot to mention that she caught mono earlier this year.  We were in a four-way with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, Brad had mono but we didn't know it at the time.

She broke her toe by stubbing it on one of the bricks of hundred dollar bills we have lying around the house.

She broke her finger because the 30 carat diamond she wears is simply too heavy.

The crazy skin-eating fungus turned out to be my fault.  She really didn't want to eat those mushrooms, but I told her it would be okay.  I convinced her they would free her mind.

She acquired the tendonitis in her shoulder from punching out all the Jehovah's Witnesses that frequent our house.  Oh, and from all my handjobs too (I'm surprised she didn't get tendonitis in her neck, if you catch my drift).

Her ocular migraine however, is not funny.  It's a very serious condition in which no humour can be found at this time.

Between raising a kid, working, cooking meals, doing laundry, engaging in celebrity foursomes, and counting all our dough, you can now better understand why she occasionally feels "tired."

Just thought you'd like to know.  It's hard being crocoWife.