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Blog Entry I'm the king of rock
April 27, 2005  5:10 PM

Because sit around singing ancient rap lyrics to myself in my head, I was thinking about this classic Run-DMC verse today:

I'm the king of rock,
there is none higher!

Sucker MCs,
should call me sire!

To burn my kingdom,
you must use fire!

Really?  Okay then, hand me a match.  Your kingdom doesn't sound very secure to me.  In terms of smack talking, that's not a very strong lyric.  I think the verse should have went something like this:

I'm the king of rock,
there is none higher!

Sucker MCs,
should call me sire!

To burn my kingdom,
you must use an air-to-ground nuclear missile!

But I guess that doesn't rhyme with "higher", does it?


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