Who doesn't love Play-Doh, particularly if you're a two year-old?  For her birthday crocoKid received a sweet George Foreman grill Play-Doh set.

Upon opening this wondrous toy, the first thing I did was grab the pink Play-Doh out of her hands and craft a pair of boobs.  Followed shortly thereafter by a penis with balls.  I regret that I neglected to snap a photo of these works of art for your viewing pleasure.  If you're lucky, maybe I'll re-create them and post some pictures in the future.

You can also make more pedestrian items like hot dogs and hamburgers too.  CrocoWife sculpted a lovely sausage with mustard, but I must admit it's not nearly as impressive (or sexy) as the boobs I made.

Then all of a sudden the crazy grill took a dump right on the table!  This is a child's toy?  Who thought it was a good idea to require diaper changes on the Play-Doh grill?  This is an outrage!

I wonder if I could fool anyone with that fake poo.  I'm thinking of leaving it at random locations around the neighborhood: someone's front porch, outside the McDonald's, in the frozen section of Albertson's.  Hilarity would ensue.