Have you seen the trailer for the upcoming Jamie Foxx movie Stealth?  If not, don't bother.  It looks like crap.  It's Top Gun meets Short Circuit meets WarGames.

Seriously, it looks like the crappiest crapfest I've seen in a while.  If you need proof, I looked it up on IMDB and discovered it was directed by Stupid McRetard, and written by Crapper Shitaton.

It's unbelievable to me that this film is being released in theatres, it reeks of straight to video.  In the year of 2005, when the blockbuster films are finally, um, busting blocks again (Sin City, Batman, but NOT War of the Worlds, hopefully The Island), Columbia Pictures pulls this monstrosity out of their ass.  Nice going.

Okay, I actually did look it up in IMDB this time, and ... shocker!  It was directed by Rob Cohen, king of the crappy action film (see The Fast and the Furious and Daylight).

Memo to the filmmakers of Stealth:

- One of the reasons Top Gun killed in theatres is because it featured real footage of real fighter jets.

- One of the reasons WarGames became an all-time classic is because it showed the way a real hacker might theoretically hack a real military computer.

- Sensing a theme here?  Realism, morons!  There's nothing real about Stealth that I can see.  Fake planes, fake visual effects, recycled storyline.  YAWN ...

Now, if you want to see a GOOD trailer.  If you want to see a kickass trailer with real stuntwork and an engaging story.  Then click here.