Last night on NBC's Hit Me Baby, One More Time, Vanilla Ice took the stage and, for the first time in history, actually did wax a few chumps like candles.  Vanilla (or "Vaniller", as the host insisted on pronouncing it) won last night's episode and sent some cash to the Make a Wish Foundation as his prize.  He beat out the likes of Tommy Tutone and Haddaway, who were so pathetic Vanilla probably could have won by default.  However, he orchestrated a rousing rendition of his classic Ice Ice Baby and deserved the win.

In other news, HBO's new series The Comeback, starring Lisa Kudrow, sucks mongoose balls.  It was torture to watch, and I immediately graded it 3 red thumbs down on TiVo.

All right, stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back, with a brand new invention
Something, grabs a hold of me tightly
Flows like a heartbeat, daily and nightly

Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Pick up the mic, and I flow
To the extreme, I rock the mic like a vandal
Light up the stage, waxing chumps like a candle

(from memory, thank you very much)\