I've provided commentary below this video, which you should read while viewing, for full comedic effect (may be NSFW, it's borderline).
Wow! Look at her huge ... book! She must really love to read. What is that? War and Peace? She reads such large books, she must be some kind of academic. A college student, perhaps? She's really into that book ... something about the way she reads makes me unable to look away. Fascinating.
Ooohhh, she licks her finger when turning pages. She's a pro! She must be a librarian or something. Now she's a little uncomfortable, she's shifting around and opening her legs, now she's touching her leg. I wonder if she has a bugbite on her leg that is making her so uncomfortable. Oh, now I see ... she's getting sleepy. She's turned onto her back a little and raised her arm above her head, the classic getting-ready-to-sleep pose. Jesus! I just noticed how large her breasts are! Those things are gigantic!
Okay, she's sitting up now. She's ready to read again, I think. Oh, but first she needs to brush something off her boob. Damn! That is one huge boob. Uh, do you think she realizes her breast is about to fall out of her top? Phew! Yes, she did notice, she's adjusting her shirt now. Err, well, maybe not. She seems to be just feeling the fabric of her shirt. That's weird.
I wonder if she's ever going to get back to reading that book? Hey, why is she looking at me like that? If I didn't know better, I'd say she wants to bang me. Wait a second, I don't think she's a librarian at all. And now ... good lord! Now what's happening? The book seems to have some kind of magnetic pull on her tits! They're swaying back and forth, fighting against the book's gravitational forces. She's looking at me again. I think she needs help. Her eyes are pleading with me to help her breasts stop swinging! I'm on my way, young lady! I will save you! What!?! Oh crap, the video ended. Now I'll never know what happened. How will i save her? Hmmm ... I guess I'll have to watch it over and over to find clues that will help me solve this mystery.
The U.S. FDA defines the standard which requires chocolate manufacturers to use approved ingredients in making chocolate. Currently there is a proposal in front of the FDA which would change the accepted ingredients to allow other (read: cheaper) substitutions, such as vegetable fats in place of cocoa butter.
What this means to you ... All those crappy "chocolate-flavored" items on grocery store shelves would now qualify as chocolate. And candy manufacturers could change their recipes to use inferior ingredients to make "chocolate" and save money on the deal to boot. Think the chocolate will taste just as good or better? Hell no! Think they will at least pass those savings on to the consumer? Hell no!
This change was submitted to the FDA by the Chocolate Manufacturers Association, whose members include Hershey and Nestle. I make this promise to you, Internets: if the FDA changes the standard, I will never purchase another Hershey or Nestle product.
I love a good heated, passionate debate. I wish there would be more of this on television. I wish this is how political debates went down. Imagine a real throwdown between the next presidential candidates. Sweet.
Thanks to my hosting provider, who "upgraded" the servers last month, my blog got blown away, so I've spent the last few weeks re-creating every entry. Now I'm back in action, to bring you all the stuff you missed due to my absence.
First up: Fast food ads vs. reality. This is exactly what you think it is. Photos of fast food products (big mac, whopper) as purchased in the store compared to images of the same products as shown in advertisements. Sounds scandalous, right? But it's not really. You'd have to be brain dead to think you are going to get the exact same product as shown to you in an advertisement. The point of advertising is to make the product look as appealing as possible, just short of out-and-out lying to the customer. On that scale, most of these products fair pretty well, I think. The "famous bowl", and the whopper are probably the products that appear least like the advertisement.
