Here are some lyrics from the song "Under the Sea" from the film The Little Mermaid:
The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
Each little slug here
Cutting a rug here
How can Ariel know about flutes, harps, bass, brass instruments, and rugs, but not know what a fucking fork is? She combs her damn hair with them. None of those instruments would be very effective under water, and surely mer-people don't use rugs on the ocean floor, do they? So the only way they could know about them is because they came from the Human world. And oh, by the way Ariel, that "triton" your dad carries around ... is a giant fork! Nobody ever looked at that thing and thought, "gee, a smaller version would be perfect for stabbing food and shoveling it into my mouth."
Sometimes during NBA games a team will run a promotion that allows fans to shoot a half court shot, or shoot free throws, or maybe 3-pointers. At this Mavericks playoff game in Dallas against the Golden State Warriors, they let a fan take a crack at dunking a ball while launching himself off a trampoline. Check out the video below to see the rim-shaking two-handed jam that this fan threw down. It's beyond description.
Yo! Have you been to the new Disney theme park in China? It's totally awesome! Except that Disney had nothing to do with it. This is copyright infringement to the max, people!
They've got a Minnie Mouse lookalike who they claim is a cat with big ears. They've got Tigger, Snow White, and Donald Duck lookalikes too. Not to mention a castle and grounds that are not unlike a real Disney property. This is awesome! You should check it out. Now!
