2010.08.15 What happened to Robert De Niro? Did De Niro sell out? 2009.07.03 Marty Kennedy, 1972-2009 Tragic death of a great friend. 2008.02.04 Worst Television Commercial of 2008 Smell my nuts! 2007.06.22 Why DRM isn't a bad idea Maybe it's not such an evil invention after all. 2007.03.03 79th Academy Awards The good and bad of Oscar night. 2007.02.23 The Return of the Dog Hater Scientists say: dogs are parasites. 2007.02.22 Oprah and me, we think alike Oprah stole my shtick? 2006.07.10 Football, European style. World Cup 2006 What I learned from the 2006 World Cup. 2006.04.21 Better than naked Using the power of your mind to cut people down to size. 2006.04.18 San Francisco earthquake 100 years ago today. 2006.04.07 My patent idea (please don't steal it) What to do when strangers ask you to take their picture. 2006.01.28 Freedom to be anonymous? News flash! The internet is a public place, morons. 2006.01.26 Killers are killers DNA evidence reveals that guilty men are, in fact, guilty. 2006.01.08 The Death of Movies I'm into movies less than I was in the past. 2005.11.19 Perspective What does the Iraq war mean to you? 2005.08.27 Ride a bike? Take a hike. Who do these bicyclists think they are? 2005.07.24 The Ginger/Mary Ann conundrum Do not choose, and don't get divorced. 2005.07.10 More dog hating I still hate dogs. 2005.06.27 Star Systems Cracking the case of the mainstreaming of outer space. 2005.04.24 In your face! Practical slang application. 2005.04.06 My new life Sweet Jesus, email is my savior. 2005.03.19 Corporate buzzword dictionary, vol. 3 Continuing to decipher the corporate lexicon. 2005.02.26 The Super-Awesome Internet Quiz King of internet quizzes 2005.02.24 The old man is snoring Give rain some respect. 2005.02.16 Worst television commercial of 2005 Pizza-eating Muppets. 2005.02.07 Perfect ass The science of ass watching. 2005.01.20 Things that are pissing me off, vol. 4 Football ads, football video games, frozen dinners, 24, and speed demons. 2005.01.14 I'm just too damn nice! You can trust me. 2005.01.06 India is Mecca for Marin resident Wealthy California landowner lives off land in India. 2004.12.28 I've been too busy Most feeble (and over-used) excuse ever vocalized on planet Earth. 2004.12.05 Stuff your fat face "Fun" holiday dieting tips. 2004.12.03 I hate dogs And their owners too. 2004.11.23 Things that are pissing me off, vol. 3 Barney, Oprah, and funny commercials. 2004.11.22 NBA Fight Club Players and fans rumble during a game. 2004.11.18 All uptight with nothing to complain about Much ado about the MNF/Desperate Housewives ad. 2004.11.17 Pornography sucks Porn films are all promise, no execution. 2004.11.04 Californians are stupid California voters add $6 billion to state's fiscal problems. 2004.10.28 Red Sox win the World Series Did anyone notice? 2004.10.27 Terrorist jackasses They can't terrorize their way out of a paper bag. 2004.10.20 Halloween costume suggestions Win friends and influence enemies.  Dress like a Nazi.  Or Jesus. 2004.10.13 The crocoDraft™ My solution for staffing America's military. 2004.10.12 Moms Club Mothers of the world unite!  And have a club to prove it. 2004.10.11 Commercial of the Month: October 2004 Hungry-Man XXL taken to task. 2004.10.01 Corporate buzzword dictionary, vol. 2 Continuing to decipher the corporate lexicon. 2004.09.25 Life and Death Abortion and the death penalty.  Here are the facts! 2004.09.18 crocoPuffs's travel tips Wicky-wack laws you need to be aware of. 2004.09.14 Things that are pissing me off, vol. 2 Prison Escapes, hurricanes, Michael Moore, and Mark Cuban. 2004.09.06 Terror in the sky!  Allegedly. Did airplane passengers witness a terrorist dry run? 2004.08.25 Sweater meat All about boobs. 2004.08.13 Champion couch potato Woman stays on couch for six years. 2004.08.10 Corporate buzzword dictionary, vol. 1 Deciphering the corporate lexicon. 2004.07.19 Come on down, kids are just eight dollars! Fun and games at the county fair. 2004.07.16 Servicing the troops Women's roles in the military. 2004.07.10 Drugs are bad, mmkay Reformation is overrated. 2004.06.20 Graduation present?  I'll take two Latest trend in graduation presents: boob jobs. 2004.06.14 Things that are pissing me off Shaq, local news, and Michael Moore. 2004.06.11 Facial Religion as a crutch. 2004.05.25 "Click It or Ticket" Stupid ass slogan for an unnecessary law. 2004.05.13 In Flight Movie Stupid shit on airplanes. 2004.04.10 They're just words, people I curse.  So what. 2004.02.22 Drop your crutches, cripple All the crappy excuses crappy people use to get through their crappy lives. 2004.02.02 Worst television commercial of 2004 Janet Jackson's tit and Taco Bell's "Club Chalupa". 2004.01.20 Blog THIS! Personal blogs are weak as hell. 2004.01.01 Your 2004 resolution: Don't be an idiot Save your breath, I've heard it before. 2003.11.29 Eat the damn meat, already! Tofurkey is gay. 2003.11.20 Get rich quick Infomercials.  Do people really buy that crap? 2003.09.13 Best.  Video Games.  Ever. The most kick-assingest games ever created. 2003.08.21 Get dressed! Advice for women on how to dress without embarrassing themselves. 2003.08.16 I'm your judge and jury "Judge" is not a bad word. 2003.07.31 Thunderous Explosions It's raining, it's pouring, Californians think bombs are going off. 2003.07.12 Walk this way Your guide to the annoying people in the mall. 2003.07.05 Stop making cookie cutter video games No more stealth or WWII games, please. 2003.06.08 The Hulk does not look like Shrek He looks like the Hulk. 2003.05.21 Smell the fish at Fisherman's Wharf Hooters opens, women weep. 2003.05.11 Service with a smile Waiters are not my friends. 2003.05.09 My new hero How to win on 1980s era gameshow. 2003.04.29 Worst television commercial of 2003 Coors Light "Wingman" is moronic. 2003.04.18 It's your birthday?  Who cares Nobody important celebrates birthdays. 2003.02.23 Operation: Baby Drop-kick Do not bring your baby to the movie theater.

Categories All About crocoPuffs Books California Food Funny Hot Chicks Movies Music Parenting Soundboards Sports Technology Television United States Video Games crocoPuffs Features