As if it's not bad enough that people actually bring babies to movie theatres, now theatres are simulating the crying baby experience for us.  Thanks a million, AMC!

Ever been to a movie where there was a baby crying in the middle of the film?  I have.  Ever been to a movie where a mom changes the baby's diaper in the aisle?  I have.  What the hell is wrong with you?  What made you think your baby would sleep soundly for the duration of the film?  Have you ever SEEN a baby before?  They cry and they shit their pants.  They're babies, that's what they do.  Don't bring them to the movies.  But if you do bring them, don't be surprised when someone drop-kicks them into the street.

Apparently, there just aren't enough babies being brought in to movies for somebody's taste, so theatres are now simulating a crying baby during the pre-show "keep quiet" phase.  They run this trailer that plays a wailing baby from one speaker in the back of the theatre, so that for a second or two, you think it's a real baby.  Then you begin to catch on that it's part of the fucking ad when a whole bunch of cell-phones start ringing and the audience conversation turns into a low roar.

Brilliant!  Just before the movie starts, lets put the entire audience on edge by making them think some jackass brought a baby into the show.  Let's get everyone's blood pressure up so that they'll be alert and attentive for the film!  Idiots.