Worst Television Commercial of 2008
February 4, 2008 - Smell my nuts!

Why DRM isn't a bad idea
June 22, 2007 - Maybe it's not such an evil invention after all.

79th Academy Awards
March 3, 2007 - The good and bad of Oscar night.

The Return of the Dog Hater
February 23, 2007 - Scientists say: dogs are parasites.

Oprah and me, we think alike
February 22, 2007 - Oprah stole my shtick?

Football, European style. World Cup 2006
July 10, 2006 - What I learned from the 2006 World Cup.

Better than naked
April 21, 2006 - Using the power of your mind to cut people down to size.

San Francisco earthquake
April 18, 2006 - 100 years ago today.

My patent idea (please don't steal it)
April 7, 2006 - What to do when strangers ask you to take their picture.

Freedom to be anonymous?
January 28, 2006 - News flash! The internet is a public place, morons.

Killers are killers
January 26, 2006 - DNA evidence reveals that guilty men are, in fact, guilty.

The Death of Movies
January 8, 2006 - I'm into movies less than I was in the past.

Perspective
November 19, 2005 - What does the Iraq war mean to you?

Ride a bike? Take a hike.
August 27, 2005 - Who do these bicyclists think they are?

The Ginger/Mary Ann conundrum
July 24, 2005 - Do not choose, and don't get divorced.

More dog hating
July 10, 2005 - I still hate dogs.

Star Systems
June 27, 2005 - Cracking the case of the mainstreaming of outer space.

In your face!
April 24, 2005 - Practical slang application.

My new life
April 6, 2005 - Sweet Jesus, email is my savior.

Corporate buzzword dictionary, vol. 3
March 19, 2005 - Continuing to decipher the corporate lexicon.

The Super-Awesome Internet Quiz
February 26, 2005 - King of internet quizzes

The old man is snoring
February 24, 2005 - Give rain some respect.

Worst television commercial of 2005
February 16, 2005 - Pizza-eating Muppets.

Perfect ass
February 7, 2005 - The science of ass watching.

Things that are pissing me off, vol. 4
January 20, 2005 - Football ads, football video games, frozen dinners, 24, and speed demons.

I'm just too damn nice!
January 14, 2005 - You can trust me.

India is Mecca for Marin resident
January 6, 2005 - Wealthy California landowner lives off land in India.

I've been too busy
December 28, 2004 - Most feeble (and over-used) excuse ever vocalized on planet Earth.

Stuff your fat face
December 5, 2004 - "Fun" holiday dieting tips.

I hate dogs
December 3, 2004 - And their owners too.

Things that are pissing me off, vol. 3
November 23, 2004 - Barney, Oprah, and funny commercials.

NBA Fight Club
November 22, 2004 - Players and fans rumble during a game.

All uptight with nothing to complain about
November 18, 2004 - Much ado about the MNF/Desperate Housewives ad.

Pornography sucks
November 17, 2004 - Porn films are all promise, no execution.

Californians are stupid
November 4, 2004 - California voters add $6 billion to state's fiscal problems.

Red Sox win the World Series
October 28, 2004 - Did anyone notice?

Terrorist jackasses
October 27, 2004 - They can't terrorize their way out of a paper bag.

Halloween costume suggestions
October 20, 2004 - Win friends and influence enemies.  Dress like a Nazi.  Or Jesus.

The crocoDraft™
October 13, 2004 - My solution for staffing America's military.

Moms Club
October 12, 2004 - Mothers of the world unite!  And have a club to prove it.

Commercial of the Month: October 2004
October 11, 2004 - Hungry-Man XXL taken to task.

Corporate buzzword dictionary, vol. 2
October 1, 2004 - Continuing to decipher the corporate lexicon.

Life and Death
September 25, 2004 - Abortion and the death penalty.  Here are the facts!

crocoPuffs's travel tips
September 18, 2004 - Wicky-wack laws you need to be aware of.

Things that are pissing me off, vol. 2
September 14, 2004 - Prison Escapes, hurricanes, Michael Moore, and Mark Cuban.

Terror in the sky!  Allegedly.
September 6, 2004 - Did airplane passengers witness a terrorist dry run?

Sweater meat
August 25, 2004 - All about boobs.

Champion couch potato
August 13, 2004 - Woman stays on couch for six years.

Corporate buzzword dictionary, vol. 1
August 10, 2004 - Deciphering the corporate lexicon.

Come on down, kids are just eight dollars!
July 19, 2004 - Fun and games at the county fair.

Servicing the troops
July 16, 2004 - Women's roles in the military.

Drugs are bad, mmkay
July 10, 2004 - Reformation is overrated.

Graduation present?  I'll take two
June 20, 2004 - Latest trend in graduation presents: boob jobs.

Things that are pissing me off
June 14, 2004 - Shaq, local news, and Michael Moore.

Facial
June 11, 2004 - Religion as a crutch.

"Click It or Ticket"
May 25, 2004 - Stupid ass slogan for an unnecessary law.

In Flight Movie
May 13, 2004 - Stupid shit on airplanes.

They're just words, people
April 10, 2004 - I curse.  So what.

Drop your crutches, cripple
February 22, 2004 - All the crappy excuses people use to get through their crappy lives.

Worst television commercial of 2004
February 2, 2004 - Janet Jackson's tit and Taco Bell's "Club Chalupa".

Blog THIS!
January 20, 2004 - Personal blogs are weak as hell.

Your 2004 resolution: Don't be an idiot
January 1, 2004 - Save your breath, I've heard it before.

Eat the damn meat, already!
November 29, 2003 - Tofurkey is gay.

Get rich quick
November 20, 2003 - Infomercials.  Do people really buy that crap?

Best.  Video Games.  Ever.
September 13, 2003 - The most kick-assingest games ever created.

Get dressed!
August 21, 2003 - Advice for women on how to dress without embarrassing themselves.

I'm your judge and jury
August 16, 2003 - "Judge" is not a bad word.

Thunderous Explosions
July 31, 2003 - It's raining, it's pouring, Californians think bombs are going off.

Walk this way
July 12, 2003 - Your guide to the annoying people in the mall.

Stop making cookie cutter video games
July 5, 2003 - No more stealth or WWII games, please.

The Hulk does not look like Shrek
June 8, 2003 - He looks like the Hulk.

Smell the fish at Fisherman's Wharf
May 21, 2003 - Hooters opens, women weep.

Service with a smile
May 11, 2003 - Waiters are not my friends.

My new hero
May 9, 2003 - How to win on 1980s era gameshow.

Worst television commercial of 2003
April 29, 2003 - Coors Light "Wingman" is moronic.

It's your birthday?  Who cares
April 18, 2003 - Nobody important celebrates birthdays.

Operation: Baby Drop-kick
February 23, 2003 - Do not bring your baby to the movie theater.