In this time of international conflict, I think it's wise to step back and take an objective look at the military's functionality.  How is it running?  Is it efficient?  Are there improvements to be made?

I like the armed forces allowing women on active combat duty.  Women now serve on battleships in the Navy, they are included in ground forces for the Army and Marines, and they fly missions for the Air Force.

It's great that females are right there in the thick of things, because the real soldiers need someone to wash the laundry and cook the meals.  When Sgt. Kirk is out there engaged in fire fights with the enemy, he doesn't have time to make sure his socks are clean.  And when Adm. Tim is coordinating air support from his warship, he needs someone to bring him his lunch.  I'm glad the women are on hand to perform those important tasks.

After a tough day of infiltrating enemy territory, Lt. Joe frequently enjoys a nice massage from Maj. Susan.  You'll be relieved to know Maj. Susan endured hours of rigorous government training to be able to perform this valuable service for her country.  And happy endings are not out of the question, Maj. Susan has had many hours of on-the-job training on that front.

Gone are the days of Guam (Give Up And Masturbate).  No longer do sailors need to leave cantaloupes in the sun to heat them up before having their way with them.  With women on board, they can take care of our soldiers needs more efficiently than a cantaloupe.

Not to be overlooked is the effect women can have on morale.  A well-endowed, shapely woman prancing around a command center is worth her weight in gold for the crew's morale.  Sure, a detail here or there will get missed as the fellas ogle her, but that seems a small price.

And Capt. Julie's touch is always welcome in the living quarters.  She picks up the garbage, washes the dishes, and makes the beds.  The guys enjoy the uniform she wears: skimpy cutoff fatigues and army green T-shirt tied tightly around her body with a knot.  Sometimes she "accidentally" bends over too far and they can tell she isn't wearing undergarments.

Many of these honeys you've seen yourself.  In Playboy's "Women of the Military" layouts for example.  Some of these patriotic women are so hot they can make an eagle cry.  Makes me want to enlist right now.

While on the subject, I'll rank the branches of the armed forces for you.

Branch	Rank
Marines . . . . . . . .	Hardcore
Army . . . . . . . . . . .	Tough Guy
Navy . . . . . . . . . . .	Manly-Man
Coast Guard . . . .	Average Joe
Air Force . . . . . . .	Pussy

Little did I know, the military sees eye-to-eye with me on this one.  They are more than happy to keep the troops spirits up by giving free boob jobs to their enlisted lovelies.

- crocoPuffs

Mary Carey is something else.  First the porn star runs for governor of California, now she's helping support the troops by decrying "bullets, not boobs!"  Oh yeah, and by hyping her own natural breasts to the assembled crowd.  Read about it here.

- crocoPuffs