Q: Are you truly superior to everyone else?
A: Of course.

Q: Why does your site kick so much ass?
A: It just does, that's the nature of my brilliance.

Q: You should have reader "talkbacks" or message boards.
A: No way, rookie.  This site is better off with less of you and more of me.

Q: Is it true that you're always right?
A: Yes.

Q: How many people visit your site?
A: Roughly 3,000 visitors a day.

Q: Where can I learn more about your awesome website?
A: Click here to read the history of crocopuffs.com.

Q: Can I download your soundboards?
A: No, not if you're too dumb to figure out how.

Q: Can I download the sound files from your soundboards?
A: No.

Q: Will you post/pimp my soundboard?
A: No.  Get your own website.