Grade:  F

Director:  Roger Christian		Released:  May 2000
Writer:  Corey Mandell		MPAA Rating:  PG-13
Players:  John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Barry Pepper		Running time:  118 minutes

Ratings System

Battlefield Earth is a bad, bad movie.  Implausibilites are standard procedure, horrible acting is the norm, and a rotting, stinking, decayed script is the basis for it all.

John Travolta does a lot of open-mouthed, hearty laughing, but I don't know what he's so happy about.  Maybe he's laughing at the studio that put up the money to make this dog, maybe he's laughing at the audience who paid good money to walk into the theatre to see it.  It's hard to say, really.  All I know is that there better not be a fucking sequel.

- crocoPuffs