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Movie Review Battlefield Earth
 June 25, 2002
 
Grade:  F
Director:  Roger Christian Released:  May 2000
Writer:  Corey Mandell MPAA Rating:  PG-13
Players:  John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Barry Pepper Running time:  118 minutes
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Battlefield Earth is a bad, bad movie.  Implausibilites are standard procedure, horrible acting is the norm, and a rotting, stinking, decayed script is the basis for it all.

John Travolta does a lot of open-mouthed, hearty laughing, but I don't know what he's so happy about.  Maybe he's laughing at the studio that put up the money to make this dog, maybe he's laughing at the audience who paid good money to walk into the theatre to see it.  It's hard to say, really.  All I know is that there better not be a fucking sequel.

- crocoPuffs

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