Grade:  D

Director:  McG		Released:  June 2003
Writer:  John August		MPAA Rating:  PG-13
Players:  Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Demi Moore, Bernie Mac, Crispin Glover		Running time:  106 minutes

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The first sign that this movie was going to stink was that all I was hearing about is how great Demi Moore looked in it.  Apparently she looks so good that it distracted people from noticing the lack of anything else that comprises a quality film.  If the best thing you have to say about a movie is that an actress looks great in it, you're grasping for straws and the movie is clown shoes.

For the sake of truth and justice, Demi does not look that great.  She's looked better in films like Disclosure and A Few Good Men.

You know how Saturday Night Live is a series of comedy sketches that have no relation to each other?  That's what this movie is, a series of action sequences that have no relation to each other.  With some "comedy" added in for bad measure.  I'm not kidding when I say the crowd I saw this movie with did not laugh once.

One more thing, this movie is not sexy.  The girls in this movie are not sexy, and neither are the scenes that are obviously intended to play up their sexuality.  Nice try, McG.  Oh, and nice name too.  It makes you sound SO COOL!

- crocoPuffs