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Movie Review Hollywood Homicide
 May 2, 2004
 
Grade:  F
Director:  Ron Shelton Released:  June 2003
Writer:  Ron Shelton, Robert Souza MPAA Rating:  PG-13
Players:  Harrison Ford, Josh Hartnett Running time:  116 minutes
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This fucking movie sucks!

Hollywood Homicide opens with a stupid-ass scene.  Apparently it's acceptable to cheat when performing officer firearms training in the Hollywood police department.  Please explain to me how Hartnett ever made it through cop school unable to hit a barn when he fires his weapon.  And what about that hair?  Surely those oh-so-fashionable forward-swept sideburns are not regulation.  And after that opening, the picture goes downhill.

I find Harrison Ford unwatchable in this.  He's trying soooo hard to be cool and laid-back, and/or comedically uptight.  It's transparent and does not work.  It's his worst acting ever.  The lack of chemistry with Hartnett doesn't help.

This fucking movie sucks!

- crocoPuffs

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